A Thanksgiving Message From the Turkey Chronicles Flock
Happy Thanksgiving from our very relieved, slightly traumatized, and extremely wise turkey flock! After a week of panic, plotting, strategy sessions, covert border crossings, and one turkey making it all the way to the White House…they’d like to share a few life lessons:
🧠 Lesson 1: When chaos hits, don’t panic. Breathe. Think. Maybe don’t try to relearn flying in November.
💡 Lesson 2: Denial is not a strategy. Ignoring the oven doesn’t make it go away.
📊 Lesson 3: Plan ahead. Even turkeys now hold strategy meetings with charts.
🍁 Lesson 4: Canada is always an option. Especially in autumn.
🏛️ Lesson 5: If you can’t escape the system…rise high enough to beat it from inside.(White House Maverick approved.)
🐔 Lesson 6: Survival favors the bold, the smart, and the politely bilingual.
From Indiana and the entire flock. Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃💛🍂May your day be full of gratitude, laughter, and newly acquired wisdom.
Thanksgiving sounds great!…So… what’s for dinner?! 😏🔥🦃
Stay tuned — the Thanksgiving Special Episode drops next.A full roundup of every lesson learned, every feather ruffled, every leadership principle hidden inside this ridiculous poultry saga.
The Turkey Chronicles finale is coming…and it’s going to be legendary.🦃🏛️
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