Turkey Chronicles – Thanksgiving Countdown – Episode 2 – Living In Denial
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: LIVING IN DENIAL AND BEING POSITIVELY DELUSIONAL 🦃🙈
Welcome back to The Turkey Chronicles. Thanksgiving Countdown!
Today’s developing story? A wave of denial is sweeping through the flock.
The signs are EVERYWHERE:🧼 Ovens being aggressively cleaned.🧈 Butter stacked into suspicious pyramids.👩🍳 Humans sprinting around the kitchen like it’s an Olympic sport.
And yet… the turkeys? Pretending everything is fine. Calm. Unbothered. Positively delusional. Some say: “Butter pyramids are completely normal seasonal décor.”Whatever helps you sleep at night. They truly believe that ignoring danger makes it disappear.
Bold strategy. But historically unsuccessful.
Indiana reporting live: The birds in denial are the calmest… and the least prepared.A risky combination. 🦃😬
And trust me, this story is about to escalate.
Episode 3 drops tomorrow. Panic hits the coop.🔥 Feathers will fly. You don’t want to miss this.
Stay tuned. The countdown continues. ⏳🦃💥
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